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Twin Leeches

The woman had to go to the ginacologist to have her twin leeches checked.
Twin Leeches by Fran Scott July 7, 2007
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twin-hopping 

the process of videochatting with one twin, and then the other, consecutively
twin-hopper: "hey! I was just talking to billy!"

bob: "god damnit! so not cool! stop twin-hopping!"
twin-hopping by Dan O'Brien L. March 27, 2009

twin anxiety 

the anxiety (stress, sadness, annoyance, jealousy or anger) felt from having a twin. This usually comes from the feelings of being compared to your twin or that everyone likes your twin better. Identical twins have it even worse, as half the time people mix the two of them up! Other times it's just that one phrase that can really set off twin anxiety: "Hey, what's it like to be a twin?! Isn't it soo cool to be a twin??"
Bob- "Kylie what's it like to be a twin?"
Kylie (one who has a twin)- "HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT BE A TWIN?!"
Bob- .... You must have twin anxiety!

Riley- "Why so down, dude?"
Roger- "I'm so sick of having a twin, he follows me everywhere man... People can't even tell us apart. I definitely have a bad case of twin anxiety. "
Riley- "Sucks, dude."

Twin Towers 

When you take a shit and look in the bowl and there are 2 logs side by side both breaching the water
Wow, I just had my first twin towers dump! 2 Breachers!
Twin Towers by RedEyeJedi420 June 22, 2016

twin day 

Twin day is the day you celebrate your real twin or your twin as a title it can be celebrated on Fridays.
twin day by FadedVampire1 October 24, 2019

Twin in law 

Someone who marries your Twin sibling ..
Jack: ayo twin in law come help me with this project
Twin in law by __mybumhole__1 October 17, 2020