Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.

What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.

Twat Waffle by jagerhall August 5, 2019

blue twat waffle

A cross between a "twat waffle" and a "blue waffle" ultimately meaning a diseased twat waffle.

April T. is a blue twat waffle

blue twat waffle by aprils vigina November 28, 2014

cum guzzling twat waffle 

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: yo you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

cum guzzling twat waffle by Dj I<haled July 26, 2007

twatwaddle 

when you fuck too hard and walk funny the next day.

after a fulfilling night of nymphophagic fucking, i couldn't help but notice her twatwaddle.

twatwaddle by mystery cult March 22, 2008

twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly

twat waffle by TommyG21 April 8, 2010

Radio-Active-Twat-Waffle

A twat waffle that has become radio active. A friend once called me this as a joke, and i LOLd.

You are such a fucking radio-active-twat-waffle!

Radio-Active-Twat-Waffle by KariJo January 25, 2007

twat waffle

two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.

twat waffle by the was May 1, 2003