Monkey tuxedo

Matching Jean and denim jackets usually made by fubu or Sean John worn by the blacks.

Damn I love those Sean John jeans and matching denim jacket son, I wish I had a monkey tuxedo like that!

by Fortdespair February 18, 2017

Tuxedo Masked

Whenever a main character in a TV series or movie, is about to die in a very dramatic way and is saved at the last possible second by an unsuspected hero.

Enemy: you're going to die Sailor Moon with a claw to the face! (Attacks)
Sailormoon: Noooooooooooooooooooo!
(Rose interrupts)

Enemy: WTF
Tuxedo mask: Not today evil doer! You just got Tuxedo Masked!

by Dstar01 August 8, 2017

fudge tuxedo

The act of pooping on a girl's hair when she has spent most of the day preparing it for a wedding or prom, preferably her wedding.

"dude, I just wanted good wedding cake for cheap, so I fudge tuxedo'd and grabbed the cake and ran.

by meeeseraapy pants, ey February 22, 2011

the cats tuxedo

a type of clothing that attracts a lot of "pussy".

"can you get the cats tuxedo for me, please?

by BraderUnisel April 19, 2016

Texas Tuxedo

An extraordinary amount of denim worn by someone who actually feels comfortable doing it. The shoulder to ankle attire of denim is usually accompanied by hiking boots or sales rack Nikes from JCPenney's.

Dave: No one told me it was okay to wear that much denim in one day.
Me: Aww man did Tila wear her Texas Tuxedo for dressdown day again?
Dave: I guess it's just a jean jeans kind of day.

by White C April 28, 2013

texas tuxedo

Denim jacket, denim jeans, often accompanied by a bolo tie and denim shirt. May include cowboy boots and/or cowboy hat.
see also: canadian tuxedo

Slim is dressed up for his birthday. Check out his Texas Tuxedo.

by pommedeterre November 3, 2005

Toledo Tuxedo

Combination Cincinnati Bow Tie, Cleveland Steamer, and Columbus Cumberbund aka having sex with a stoma hole, shitting on someones chest, and sex with colostomy bag hole.

The chick I picked up last night was into some kinky stuff...she begged for a Toledo Tuxedo, but I was constipated.

by Uncle Slippyfist October 21, 2010