Turked

To be Turked or also commonly known as being 'Turkey'd'. This phrase is common in the North West of England, specifically Manchester.

The phrase originates from the city's Bar} culture where a group of people, typically male work colleagues enter into purchasing alcoholic beverages on a round basis. each member of the group purchases a drink for each member of the party.

Being 'Turked' is where one member of the party consciously avoids entering into this practice and somehow consistently manages to avoid entering into payment for both their own drinks and those of the other members. This act is known as being Turked or the derivative Turkey’d
Drinker 1: Howcome I came out with £50, only had 5 drinks and now have no money left?
Drinker 2: Someone is doing a 'Turk' fella, you've been Turked!
by Jack Roseby April 04, 2008
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turk

A person who enjoys spending time drinking beer and riding motor vehicles in the middle of the desert.

Also enjoys large lifted trucks and avoiding cardio at the gym.

Also see: turk slut
"Oh man, look at those DAK turks go, I wish I had a turk-slut for my own."
by Tom Larken July 27, 2005
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Turk

The word derives from Turkalicious which means " to have the same equivelnt of bootylicious but in male form. Turk is also know as someone who creeps in alley ways with out being noticed such as " Someone is turking outside. the word is used mostly in europe for mainly one reason. they pick up on little words faster.

1) someone who acts before they think
2) can be used to descibe a body part

ex. u were kicked in the turk
3) as a insult

ex. quit being so f*cking turk about everything
4) To describe a witty friend of wisdom

ex. lets see what the turk has to say
5)Being a turk can also be someone with clever comebacks

6) to be godlike
You are being a Turk, Someone is Turking outside, oh my Turk, F*ck Turk, you were just kicked in the turk' you dance like turk, you smoke weed like turk, i wish i was turk,
by lifesapeach August 22, 2009
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Turk

slang name for a Turkish blend L&M cigarette. mostly smoked by devilishly attractive females and those who desire a some good smooth cancer.
"Hey Steve, can i bum a Turk?" "Seth, get outta here!"
by ChrisChinJohnson April 28, 2013
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turk

A form of insect commonly known and related to "cockroaches"
by lanemir September 25, 2022
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A Turk

Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.
by Dr. Apo April 16, 2008
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Turk

A fucking stain to humanity. The worst types of Muslims, along with Azerbaijan. Smelly, hairy, showing monkey like intelligence. They like to commit genocide and attempt to cleanse Armenians along with their fellow apes, Pakistan. Yet another garbage country that should be bombed until it’s no more. Their pathetic president Erdogan is also a piece of shit, sucking Russia’s fat cock and riding natos dick. Armenia kicked Azerbaijans ass so bad turkey had to call Terriosts in order to help Azerbaijan. As you can see they love to work with their fellow retarded monkeys of the same religion
-where are you from?
-Turkey
-I hope your country gets cleansed by Russia *curbstomps*
by BonkersBoi January 23, 2022
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