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trampoline pants

One with trampoline pants is one with a puge so large that they bounce off everything they come into contact with, especially while attempting sex. (see "puge")
Rocky Balboa's puge was so big in Rocky V, that he had trampoline pants.
by Snappytramp August 11, 2010
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trumpolining

Trumpolining is when someone points out something pretty diminishing about you so you bounce back with a completely irrelevant fact that shouldn't make any difference and people side with you anyway.
'You've been accused of tax fraud since 1978.'
'But my hair looks better'
*Applause*
"What a trumpolining bastard"
by OzzyBozzer June 22, 2018
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Trampoline jelley bean

A nan who is soft and like being tossed around by men like a trampoline
Seth is such a trampoline jelley bean I heard he likes man bears
by Harry windmill June 22, 2018
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Trampoline

"You jump back down and jump back up again"
"You jump back down and jump back up again" -trampoline
by youjumpbackdownandjumpbackup October 12, 2018
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Trampoline

Me and my trampoline like to listen to Italian background chill music.
by Ahajajjsi May 15, 2022
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rat trampoline

The action of taking the skin of your ballsack and bouncing your dick on it.
YO! Mai got to witness Logan's wicked Rat Trampoline at the party last night!
by TheFatDragon August 17, 2016
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Dildo Trampoline

The action of a person placing a suction cup dildo on a trampoline and then bouncing on it.
I’m feeling horny today I might do a Dildo Trampoline later.
by Pussyfootedbitch May 13, 2019
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