Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.

Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you.

If Billy doesn't listen we'll put him into Special High Intensity Training.

by NinjaShark November 9, 2010

Ride the A-Train

Taking LSD, whether it be in sugar cube, tab, marshmellow, or any other form.

Bro, I ride the A-Train so hard last night, I almost felt I could feel the sun.

by Jackbenimble7 November 17, 2009

gravy train

A job where no work is involved. To get paid for doing nothing. Standing around at work and talking all day.

Look over there, Brian is riding the gravy train again.

by Mike January 18, 2004

Trainee

A Person that is training at a company. A trainee can debut as an Idol in the future. They have a schedule set by the company. A lot of trainees quit their contract with a company because of exhaustion.

Person1: Have you heard of Suho?
Person2: Yes, he was a trainee for 7 years!

by Oh Sehun November 16, 2014

Hot Tamale Train

A metaphorical term used by the judges on the Fox reality TV show “So You Think You Can Dance” which suggests a dancer that performs at a high level and exhibits an element of “hot and sexiness” in their routine should be riding this imaginary vehicle.

Nigel: "I think you did very well. If you're not riding the Hot Tamale Train tonight, you're certainly on the platform."

by J Lig June 26, 2008

Laid Train

A term used to describe how a male has vigorously pleasured a woman. Often used by the male’s friends to describe the sexual encounter performed on his “social female”. A metaphor using the word “train” to describe a male’s sex organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Not a passionate saying but an aggressive phrase depicting intense pelvic thrusting during sex. It is more acceptable for males to use as females would appear to be quite promiscuous.

Tall Bro: "To be perfectly honest with you bro, that girl isn't even that hot.... for real."

Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"

Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?

Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.

Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.

Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!

by checkoutyourboy May 26, 2008

train wreck

a total fucking disaster ...the kind that makes you want to shake your head.

The people at the party were so wack...it was a train wreck.

by 4 June 14, 2004