Wishing Tree

A tree where anyhting (including magic) can happen, at any time for any reason.

"Have you been up in my Wishing Tree...? Its where i come to think and dream, And now i'd like to show you my, wishing tree *SHAMONE* Where we can laugh and giggle and scream *EEE HEE!*...
(Taken from South Park, "The Jeffersons")

by Krandell October 23, 2006

premature treejaculation

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.

Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017

Tree frogging

When your balls stick to the side of your legs and you do that awkward walk to get them "UN-sticked".

Man school was so awkward, JD was tree frogging.

by Texas chili bowl giver May 20, 2014

Tree-railed

Tree falling onto a train track.

The commuters were delayed due to the train track being tree-railed. (submitted by Anthony Gambino)

by tree-railed July 25, 2016

tree buggerer

A term used for someone who is at odds with environmentalists and would prefer to cut down all the trees they possibly could for both fun and profit.

Those of us who travel in conservation circles called the ex-Pravda President the tree buggerer!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

Christmas Tree Passage

JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.

The "Christmas Tree Passage",

3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.

4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.

by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009

Link Tree Hooker

A Link Tree Hooker is usually a women with no real self worth. They are usually to fat or to lazy to be strippers or to ugly for porn. So they are on all the socials promoting their link trees to simps who spend their government assistance money on women who pretend to care what the simp thinks.

All these women have serious Daddy issues.

All these Link Tree Hookers are on my feed advertising "No Friend Requests! DM's Open!"

by Sting6996 June 26, 2022