Travel Cranky

The act of feeling grouchy,irritated and ill-tempered after travel. Usually after traveling a long distance, sitting in the same position and breathing air conditioned recycled air.

bjørge: dude, what are you pissed off about?
Tony: Nothing, i am just Travel Cranky after that eight hour bus ride to cambodia.

by aperritano February 23, 2011

Travel Minge

When you’re traveling in a particularly hot country and your minge gets the stink on.

Condition worsened by the wearing of nylon or Lycra panties.

‘God I’m so hot and sweaty, I’m worried I’ve got travel minge’

by Lady G. August 30, 2021

travel thickness

The phenomenon of an erection occurring due to the motion of the vehicle you're travelling in.

"Dude, your turn to run in and get the beers"

"Sorry dude, I got travel thickness on the way here, someone else is gonna have to go."

by WeenerNZ March 28, 2015

travel out

To explore completely, in every detail;
to travel through thoroughly, far and wide

- What made you want to go there?
- I guess it's just something about my desire to travel out the world...

by accsemenov March 14, 2009

traveling hoe

A girl that travels overnight with her hoeish friends to interact with different men

Your always on the road going to see men. You traveling hoe

by keepingitrealok June 17, 2015

musty traveler

When you fart in the car and lock your electric windows so the passengers can't roll down their window and have to smell your stench

If you go on a road trip with my sister, prepare for a musty traveler

by jrcX3 March 28, 2015

travel clam

a portable pocket pussy

Jack never goes anywhere without a travel clam in his carry-on.

by walterc February 9, 2015