I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR.

Telling someone you understand what they are saying to you.

Synonym: I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Becca: I hate that girl on American Idol - don't know what it is, but she totally sucks.

Beth: I'm tracking you like a pawn shop VCR.

by plaidshoes April 1, 2009

twitching

twitter bitching; the act of tweeting bitter and whiny statements; blowing off steam via twitter; being a real bitch on twitter

Jeremy: "Ugh I'm so sick of seeing Caroline twitching all the time every time I check my twitter."
Jordan: "Seriously. If I don't care that her Aunt Pam is in town with her stupid cat and she has to clean out the litter box, then I'm pretty sure the rest of the twitter world won't either."

by Spidermonkey'sRULE December 2, 2010

tracking

v. - the act of contributing work as a session musician on an artist's track(s) in the studio; a common reference among session musicians.

I have a lot of music to work on tonight because tommorow morning I'll be tracking piano and organ for a client.

by PhunkyBoy88 September 3, 2009

tracking

When one side of a marijuana Joint's paper burns faster then the cherrie.

Can also be called run or running

Shit man, fix the jay its tracking.

by Hymen July 8, 2006

teachinger

The dude who teachings you.

My teachinger gave me a dentention.

by coinroller August 23, 2007

Treltching

Treltching is the act of placing a flaccid penis in an individual's mouth, and leaving it in place until an erection is achieved.

The person receiving the Treltch will experience a 'filling up' sensation within the mouth, and will sometimes undergo gag reflex when the penis is fully erect.

"Am i busy this weekend? Yeah. Me and the Mrs are Treltching loads. "

by The Magic Tramp November 13, 2009

teaching your dog to drive

A polite suggestion that someone has admirable faith while being out of touch with reality.

"Brilliant idea, truly, but you're teaching your dog to drive."

by Monkey's Dad March 31, 2020