Trailer Park Morality

A distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in Trailer Parks. This particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:

1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related

4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park

6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom

Jimmy Jack's convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.

Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.

by Saiga12 May 9, 2011

trailer punked

where the movie trailer ruins the movie by revealing plots points or containing ALL the funny parts

Q:how was the movie?
A:lousy; the trailer was better and a heckuva lot shorter
and cheaper...i was trailer punked!

by jimijimijimi November 24, 2009

Trailer Raped

A trailer rape occurs when one watches a really awesome trailer for a movie and thinks "Oh I've got to see this sh*t". Only to watch the movie and realize that the movie completely sucks. The best parts were condensed into a 3 minute trailer.

Rick: Hey dude, we saw the trailer for skyline and decided to see it, but that movie sucked major balls.....

Brock: Yeah man, you got fucking trailer raped!!

by An Older, Dirtier Bastard. April 24, 2011

Trailer park ferrari

Any late 70's to early 90's American "muscle" car. Usually has peeling paint or is multiple colors. Bonus points if its a t-top or a vinyl convertible.
Examples include: I-roc z Camaro, mustang 2/ F body mustang, 2nd and 3rd generation firebird.

Guy 1 "When I was driving by the trailer park I saw a T-top camaro."
Guy 2 "Thats a real trailer park ferrari."

by Spencer dorcey April 28, 2013

man trapper

A woman who traps a man into a pregnancy by telling them they cannot get pregnant in efforts of obtaining child support.

She told me she could not get pregnant. Now I'm paying out of pocket every month to this man trapper for a child I did not plan on having.

by MrMoe10 October 4, 2013

Semi Trailer

The act of massaging the balls of a man with one hand while furiously fisting his fart box with the other free hand.

Just spent twelve hours last night giving and receiving a Semi Trailer with Mike, even though it hurts to sit down and my right hand smells like shit it was totally worth it!

by MCLovin0630 June 16, 2018

Dump-trailer work

Unholy and Sexual acts upon a female with a rather large cake (bumhole that is larger than 40 inches), will most likely take place inside a reeky yoke.

person A asks "how was your weekend samurai?"
person B replies: " my antics were unacceptable sensai, I performed unholy amounts of dump-trailer work on a large english white.

by elginmatthew January 23, 2021