trumpoline

A brass instrument invented in Oregon, United States and made popular by Gary the Retard of the Howard Stern Show on SiriusXM Radio.

Gary got free drinks in the bar by amusing the patrons with his skillful trumpoline playing.

by MontrealChrissy April 28, 2011

Trumpoline

The trampoline which allows Donald Trump to bounce back after controversy.

Trump can be racist all he wants, he'll just bounce back on the trumpoline.

by DodoDude700 March 14, 2016

Trampolining

(v.) The act of jumping on a trampoline

Also known as "to trampoline"

I'll get better at trampolining eventually...

by Samel Camel October 16, 2011

Trumpoline

A hella fine trampoline with Donald Billiam Trump's gigantic face printed on it.

Hot damn! Look at the new trumpoline that Ling Ling just bought! It's like stepping on the Trumpster himself!

by feebleturtleduckk May 1, 2015

trumpoline

A deflection of an argument by one who does not want to address a problem.

The President used a trumpoline, characterizing his critics as unpatriotic because they disagree with the US President.

by smjgJsbjgsm November 16, 2018

russian trampoline

A sex act that involves bearded men, vodka and vigorous sex. Coined during the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see what happening on the winter olympics last night?"
Guy 2: "I know right, Vladimir Putin went to town doing the russian trampoline with all those figure skaters and lumberjacks."

by Rilox February 8, 2014

trampaline

having sex with an overweight man\woman while ur on top bouncing around on them like a trampaline

dam nigga that hoe was a trampaline last night, i bounced 3feet off that whale

by 0montezuma0 November 13, 2007