top/topself

an identifier for those who exhibit such raw, unfiltered top energy that it silences all bottoms within a 50 yd. raidus.

"Damn I feel my pussy quivering, is top/topself coming this way?"
"You mean L1v? Yeah they're coming over here."
"Shit I gotta get this under control, I'll see you later."

by shower vampire March 30, 2021

Taosed

When you get toasted in Taos, NM

Similar to "Aprés-Ski" only at Ski Valley in Taos.

After a blue bird day at Ski Valley, you get taosed!
"I was taosed last night! What happened?"
I haven't been to Ski Valley since last year. Let's get taosed and do some laps.

by Rev. Doyle July 4, 2017

Tose Proeski

Tose Proeski was a legendary Macedonian singer

Dude Tose Proeski is a god

by TošeProeskiFan April 27, 2021

tooser

A tooser (sometimes spelled toozer) is an unfinished mod for Hearts of Iron 4 which frequently posts teasers to reddit or discord but has little to no actual content and is stuck in perpetual development hell.

Person A: "Whoah, this mod looks pretty cool!"
Person B: "Forget about it, it's just another tooser."

by 93678983453gh May 12, 2022

T pose syndrome

When somebody can’t stop t posing

He had t pose syndrome

by Kellands August 31, 2023

Lowercase T-Pose

When a person under 5’6 attempts to assert dominance with a T-Pose.

Short person: *t-poses*

Tall person: *t-poses above short person* Your lowercase t-pose is not affective here.

by BigTiddyGothGirlfriend November 1, 2018

Clap those alien cheeks

To have sex with an alien. In these terms clappingdoes not at all refer to slapping your hands together but instead the sound one makes while having sex.

This phrase became popular in 2019 when the Area 51 Raid was still popular. People used the term to mean that they would break into Area 51 and have sex with one or multiple aliens whilst there.

Person A: Imma go clap those alien cheeks during the Area 51 Raid
Person B: Rex that meme is dead get help

by Orge October 27, 2019