jacksie towel

A shit streaked towel following an inadequate shower

Nellie's white sheriden towel was transformed into a jacksie towel after Steve came to stay

by Gnub Jist May 21, 2016

towel thing

A method of masturbation when you take a towel and a rubber glove and you fold them and it makes a, well... butthole. Then you use lotion to make it more pleasurable.

Jason: I just made a homemade sex toy last night with a towel and rubber glove!
Earl: You mean the towel thing?

by ShakeSicle January 1, 2009

Poo Toweler

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.

Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"

by R@peman February 19, 2010

towel browsing

When one browses the internet wearing only the towel they showered from.

Mark, put some clothes on! And stop towel browsing!

by Inc3ndia October 2, 2010

Dremel towel

if your significant other or whoever forgot to put fabric softener in the washer and all the t-shirts, socks and towels are rough like sandpaper

had to dry myself with the dremel towel; makes the after shower treatment a real pain in the ass

by bikesniffer May 8, 2014

Bum towels

Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll

by Auslang April 17, 2015

Tip Toweling

When you sneak around with an erection that is covered with a small towel

Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.

by Tip towelettes January 20, 2019