Shame Totem

When a Man has an erection at an inopportune time.

"Hey Jane, did you see Umberto bomb his speech in front of the whole school!"
"Ya, he had a serious Shame Totem going on there, maybe I'll take it for a ride later".

by DJ Optimus P April 20, 2020

The Flaming Totem Pole

The act of getting an indian burn on your cock shaft

My dad caught me masturbating and gave me The Flaming Totem Pole as punishment.

by Tommy Wiseau's Dad December 10, 2017

Totero

Slang for totally heterosexual when used to describe a situation that most would perceive as gay.

Dude 1: So me and my friend took a shower last night.
Dude 2: Well thats gay
Dude 1: No dude, it was totero.

by Cock Monger May 27, 2008

totem pole-ing

Totem pole-ing happens during a threesome, and is when you sit on your taller homie's shoulders and the woman is giving the taller guy (the man touching the ground) head, while you (on top of your friend's shoulders) eat her out.

My friend and I were totem pole-ing the hottest babe in our class last night.

by K3Y53R 50Z3 December 13, 2017

indian totem pole

when 5 or more indian males have anal sex while in a doggie pile.
(in some cases) the one on top is lit on fire.

running bear was pleased to have been on top of the indian totem pole.

by killsmith December 11, 2007

Totemole

totemole from fnaf world. most based enemy ever

totemole

by Joao3 September 21, 2025

Totenmode

quietly positioning oneself into a position of advantage like moving in behind a door, around a corner, or ahead of a known route.

I'm going Totenmode!

by Totengraber April 23, 2008