Torttoise

Literally the best person ever and their opinion should be laws such as, Everyone should stand the Brauns

Hey do you know Torttoise, the TikToker?
Yes I love them, they hurt me with the banana fish video

by T_minz March 1, 2021

tortoiseshell calico cat

Fairly cute cats but can be assholes. Usually act nice when they know you better

"dude I got a tortoiseshell Calico cat"
"Be careful, it might scratch or bite you"

by Master bay shan July 10, 2021

Clit-Tortise

Where a womans clitoris was bitten by a snapping turtle

Hey Chad, did you hear that Brittney got a Clit-Tortise

by Searchin4Sus January 24, 2020

turtoise

sexiest man on earth GIGACHAD

wow I wish I was turtoise, that man fucks hella bitches

by turtoise October 18, 2021

tourtoisepenis

The act of getting raped by a gigantic turtley animal.

Man... My mother got tourtoisepenised last night.

by Will Bozarth December 3, 2007

Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

Turtoise

A turtle that looks like a tortoise. I.e a turtle without flippers

Ah look at that turtoise there.

by JHG\PIJGWPOKJL;EMFLEM[ORMHOPMO March 15, 2021