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Torttoise

Literally the best person ever and their opinion should be laws such as, Everyone should stand the Brauns
Hey do you know Torttoise, the TikToker?
Yes I love them, they hurt me with the banana fish video
by T_minz March 1, 2021
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tortoiseshell calico cat

Fairly cute cats but can be assholes. Usually act nice when they know you better
"dude I got a tortoiseshell Calico cat"
"Be careful, it might scratch or bite you"
by Master bay shan July 10, 2021
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Clit-Tortise

Where a womans clitoris was bitten by a snapping turtle
Hey Chad, did you hear that Brittney got a Clit-Tortise
by Searchin4Sus January 24, 2020
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turtoise

wow I wish I was turtoise, that man fucks hella bitches
by turtoise October 18, 2021
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tourtoisepenis

The act of getting raped by a gigantic turtley animal.
Man... My mother got tourtoisepenised last night.
by Will Bozarth December 3, 2007
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Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.
I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.
by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005
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Turtoise

A turtle that looks like a tortoise. I.e a turtle without flippers
Ah look at that turtoise there.
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