Sloppy Topper

Is a name given to people that don't know how to perform oral sex.

John:Hey ,bro I heard Jessica suck you off?
Carl:Yeah Bro *High Fives*
John:How was it ?
Carl:Not good she's a sloppy topper

John:I hate sloppy toppers

by Richard Goodwill June 08, 2011

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upper topper flopper stopper

a bra.

Jed: Jimbo u need a upper topper flopper stopper cause u got man boobs like a mofo.

Jimbo: I was thinking of getting breast reduction thank you very much.

by insaniak988 July 26, 2010

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"Ringwood Tree Topper"

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel enjoyed the "Ringwood Tree Topper" when Jennifer ate too many tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 04, 2008

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housewarming party up topper

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.

James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!

by jimmy2233 May 31, 2008

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the jingle that lives rent free in your head!

hey guys have you heard the burger king jingle? it goes whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! isnt it a great song?

by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

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