John:Hey ,bro I heard Jessica suck you off?
Carl:Yeah Bro *High Fives*
John:How was it ?
Carl:Not good she's a sloppy topper
John:I hate sloppy toppers
Carl:Yeah Bro *High Fives*
John:How was it ?
Carl:Not good she's a sloppy topper
John:I hate sloppy toppers
by Richard Goodwill December 12, 2011
Get the Sloppy Toppermug. a bra.
Jed: Jimbo u need a upper topper flopper stopper cause u got man boobs like a mofo.
Jimbo: I was thinking of getting breast reduction thank you very much.
Jimbo: I was thinking of getting breast reduction thank you very much.
by insaniak988 July 26, 2010
Get the upper topper flopper stoppermug. The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.
by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008
Get the "Ringwood Tree Topper"mug. This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.
James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?
Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...
James: Great idea! toppy!
Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...
James: Great idea! toppy!
by jimmy2233 June 2, 2008
Get the housewarming party up toppermug. hey guys have you heard the burger king jingle? it goes whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! isnt it a great song?
by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023
Get the whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day!mug. A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.
Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014
Get the nut toppermug. The act of ejaculating into a woman, inserting a hot dog into the vagina, putting the hot on a bun, and forcing the woman to eat it.
I was hangin' out with my gal pal yesterday and she said she was hungry, so I gave her the ol' Dirty Bun Topper.
by Brody the Rapist December 1, 2023
Get the Dirty Bun Toppermug.