Sloppy Topper

Is a name given to people that don't know how to perform oral sex.

John:Hey ,bro I heard Jessica suck you off?
Carl:Yeah Bro *High Fives*
John:How was it ?
Carl:Not good she's a sloppy topper

John:I hate sloppy toppers

by Richard Goodwill December 12, 2011

upper topper flopper stopper

a bra.

Jed: Jimbo u need a upper topper flopper stopper cause u got man boobs like a mofo.

Jimbo: I was thinking of getting breast reduction thank you very much.

by insaniak988 July 26, 2010

"Ringwood Tree Topper"

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel enjoyed the "Ringwood Tree Topper" when Jennifer ate too many tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008

housewarming party up topper

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.

James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!

by jimmy2233 June 2, 2008

whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day!

the jingle that lives rent free in your head!

hey guys have you heard the burger king jingle? it goes whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! isnt it a great song?

by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

Toppers constipation

When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.

Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.

by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025

igloo toppers

big round breasts that are cold

jeeez look at the igloo toppers on that

by Stevie Walsh November 2, 2022