Twouche

A combination of a Twat and a Douche

Person A: "Hi, do you like my new crombie t-shirt, it 's so ACE! I feel so cash in it!"

Person B: "Shut up you fucking Twouche!"

by Sforce-smashT May 16, 2009

water toucher

a continuous fecal ejection that reaches the water before breaking away from the anus

i just did a water toucher get the axe

by knivesron August 16, 2010

Touches

Any form of gettin it in.

1. I'm trying to go down to my girl's place to get some touches in.

2. I got a big game Sunday. I'm going to go to the practice field to get some touches in so I'm ready for tomorrow's game.

3. Let's order some beers and get our touches in tonight!

4. I'm going to Skype my girl and get some virtual touches in.

by DonJuan1 December 19, 2012

Seattle touchee

A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.

Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!

by James Glenridge December 24, 2008

touched roads

After serving time in jail or prison and you are finally released.

Man 1: Yo my nigga just touched roads

Man 2: say honest, how long was he in for

Man 1: 1 week for stealing an old lady purse

Man 2: say honest, he better not get back in

by TorontoGs April 11, 2018

touché salesman

Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.

1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.

by Freddy18 November 11, 2011

toilet water toucher

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that references the male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and long that it touches the water in the toilet while sitting down.

"dude did you see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet water touchers!"

"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."

by Jam Master Joke August 15, 2009