tooping

to toot and poop at the same time.

"that baby is tooping hardcore, you should go change her"

"grandma's tooping again"

by butt-crack sisters October 27, 2011

tooping

To text someone while pooping

guy in stall 1: "hey man your awfully quiet over there"

guy in stall 2: "sorry bro, I was tooping my girlfriend"

by cowboys24fan November 5, 2010

toop

a very homosexual person, that tends to sya the most stupid but funny things ever.

Can alose mean a very homo and stupid word/phrase

"man that guys a toop".
"he just said a toop"

by Andrew Morris March 7, 2008

toop

to a degree so excessive an additional letter was necessary as a demonstration of said excessive degree

"dude, that is toop fucking incredible, i honestly can't believe it"

"ash is toop into andy for her own good"

by andzorz March 5, 2008

Toop'in

TOOP'in- Trip'in Out Over Pussy, verb, pronoun
To be all worked up because of a girl,

dude: "Yo, G_reg quit toop'in and come chill"

by P_rick bumbler January 16, 2011

toofus

baby talk for when a baby gets its first tooth

My little toofus

by j July 15, 2003

Toouche

TOOUCHE:

{two-shhh}
A male who is not only a TOOL but also a DOUCHE.

Ryan is such a TOOUCHE.

Tony made a total TOOUCHE move last night.

The cross between tool and douche is TOOUCHE.

by allergictotoouches January 8, 2011