Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

See Bushman.

Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"

Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"

by Shotgun Larry May 10, 2003

mexico toucher

the way another country describes the US. USA being the only country that touches mexico.

"bacdafucup you mexico touchers im from cananda"-a canadian

" no way you stinky mexico touchers!"-canada to the us on THE SIMSPONS

by dont be a menace March 9, 2005

toe toucher

a gay person,
because they have to bend over to have sex
geddit?
most people dont

ewww,you toe toucher,

the guy over there is a toe toucher :)

by yesdearilikeyou June 10, 2008

TOUCHER

A PERSON OPERATING ANY TYPE OF ELECTRONIC DEVICE WITH A TOUCH SCREEN. THE CREATORS OF TOUCH SCREEN DEVICES (IPHONE, G1, IPAD)

WHEN USING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILIES PHONE I FEEL LIKE A STRAIGHT TOUCHER...

by datgurlpoison June 11, 2011

Ball Toucher

to touch balls or to cup the balls to be a ball graber one who feel the urge to have balls in there hand

Cory:Hey dude i heard u got a new room mate
Me:yah his name is Kristan Montgrain
Cory: shit man you better watch out i hear hes a ball toucher

by M D To The MutherFuckin MC December 19, 2004

Torcher

Torcher is the best Canadian metal band ever. They are from Kitchener, Ontario and are known for sodomizing Ontarian eardrums.

guy 1 "Dude, Torcher was sick last night!"
guy 2 "What?! My eardrums have been sodomized."
guy 1 "Ha ha ha ha!"

by warcurse666 April 15, 2009

toucheruppery

The act of touching something up in a sophisticated yet inspiringly sexy manner.

"Pete was a prolific car toucherupperer"

"JB gained a degree in penus toucheruppery whilst in Cambodia monkey hunting"

"JB & Pete toucheruppered each other without making eye contact.."

by Banterclause November 16, 2019