Toobin

Masturbating on a zoom call using the split screen

The zoom call was sooo boring so I pulled up some porn on the split screen and did some Toobin.

by Moonstanders October 19, 2020

Toobin

Shameless masturbation, especially when on a Zoom call with colleagues. Bonus points- stroking your meat while on the clock.

“What’s up brah?!”

“Not much just Toobin it”

by No.1_2U October 19, 2020

TOOBIN

Toobin: masturbating in front of large audience... preferably on line(zoom)

Dude... I was on zoom with my homies and forgot I left my camera on. They totally caught me TOOBIN!

by Fischhead October 19, 2020

Toobinit

Masturbating during a Zoom meeting.

During our 2pm Zoom call, Jeffery pulled it out and started Toobinit!

by Blackout67 October 20, 2020

Toobin

To be your own Chief of Staff
To conduct your own polling

With nobody to help him, he decided to go Toobin. He went Toobin to see how he felt about the topic.

by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020

Tootz

Sweetheart

She's my tootz

by The MILD ONE April 4, 2021

Toob

A chad way of describing the barrel of a fire arm of any type aside from an a.r. platform.

Ak guy- "is spicy toob, makes big boom"
Ar guy-"hey man I have a toob to"
Ak guy-"...not exactly comrade, yours is plastic pipe"

by Coldest117 November 2, 2022