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Tony is into girls that a significantly younger than him as well as into kpop and gets absolutely no bitches
ur a dumbass tony and u get no bitches
Tony by Hey_Hey_Hey May 21, 2022
tony's are so great and amazing i love them sm slay
"Hey is his name Tony?"
"Yeah?"
"OH MY GOD EWE HAVE TO TALK TO HIM!!"
Tony by jaws15 October 22, 2022
Shred Brooooooooos. Pro surfer dud
Tony loves to surf!
Tony by ieatchocolatesauce May 24, 2023
Slobbery. Likes to lick things. DO NOT touch his blankie! Will power range you in the nuts. Duct tapes all gifts. Video game abuser. Chin talking, strong bad dancing, mustache winning. Wasps and bees are attracted to all boys named Tony. Calls pads tampon patches. Will talk in his sleep. Huge member.
That bee just stung me like my name is Tony!

That food looks so good, my mouth made a tony.
Tony by Smithing Awesome December 18, 2014
Derived from cockney rhyming slang 'Tony Blair', Nightmare.

It refers to when something has gone as bad as it could possibly have done, and is synonomous with the phrase 'epic fail'.

Can be used in a variety of sentences;
'You've had an absolute Tony...'
'Fuck me sideways and call me Tony!'
'Heavens to Tony!'
'Person 1: Dude, i snapped my banjo last night wanking...
The rest of the group: TOOONNYYY!'
'You might as well just be called Tony'
Tony by Johan van der Schmut January 28, 2012
Tony Thinks They Know Everything. Mainly Italian. Big Noses. Stoners. Alcoholics. Shoots Steroids In His penis
Tony Is A Dick
Tony Has A Big Ass Nose And Forhead
Tony by Sracy's mom September 23, 2013