Tampon Bucket

A dirty hoe. A woman who's vagina is so big and spacious that it could easily fit a large amount of tampons.

Girl: " You're an asshole."

Boy: "Well, you're a tampon bucket."

by larryjonesthelbm June 22, 2009

Tomonday

when, on a Friday, a teacher or boss starts to say "tomorrow", but realizes that tomorrow is Saturday and nobody will be around to do anything, and so changes halfway through the word to say Monday.

Teacher: "Class, don't forget that your field trip money is due Tomonday."

by sarahshifra May 3, 2009

Tamponic Rage

When a female is menstruating and being a bitch because of it, she is in a tamponic rage (Not to be confused with a female who is mad but not on account of PMS. That's just a rage.)

Girl: OMG I'm so sorry I was such a hoe last night. I'm in a bit of a tamponic rage.

OR

Boy: Sorry I couldn't go golfing yesterday. My wife took a spa day and left me with the kids.

Other Boy: Damn, bro. Sounds like someone was in a bit of a tamponic rage.

by FothPhro August 16, 2009

tampon rock

A term coined in the late 1980's to refer to the (ahem) "sudden wave" of female folk musicians, including: Tracy Chapman, Michelle Shocked, Suzanne Vega, Toni Childs, Melissa Etheridge, The Indigo Girls, 10,000 Maniacs and others. Tampon Rock chicks were the spiritual mothers of both the Riot Grrrls and the Lilith Fair fems in the 1990s. Nowadays, the term has been re-"cycled" to refer to any folk-rock chicks who remind us of that original wave (mostly just Tegan & Sara).

Listening to Tampon Rock brings back such great memories from college days.

by bingobastard June 9, 2018

Tampon

Minion tampons... IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.

'do you want a tampon? we have regular and minion.
'IS THIS A JOKE? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING MINION TAMPONS? BECAUSE YEAH YOU‘RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD YOU‘RE BLEEDING AGAINST YOUR WILL, SO WHY NOT SHOVE A FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? I MEAN WHAT'S NEXT? MINION DILDOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SHOVE A MINION INTO THEIR VAGINA? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS BETTER BE A FUCKING JOKE.'

by babykittens December 12, 2022

TomMonster

The modern day TomMonster of the 2020s differs drastically from the 2000s TomMonster in a lot of rather interesting ways I think. The previous TomMonster would require sexual activities daily as a form of exercise and entertainment. The current TomMonster can go without for a substantial period of time. Anthropologists believe that this is due to a large influx of Soy and other products such as Sun Flower seed oils, GMO foods from non organic products, copious amounts of alcohol and chicken replacing beef that is increasing estrogen. The TomMonster is more in like with the average person than an actual monster. We are not sure if the TomMonster is faking it or if it has actually changed. More research needs to be done.

The TomMonster of the 2020s is more like a giant teddy bear than the TomMonster of the 2000s.

The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.

by YeahBuddyLW September 9, 2023

Team tampon

The term applied to a group of males, who supposedly think they are cool, when in fact they are all greatly lacking in ladish genitalia. Fellow Lads may choose to categorise males who refuse to engage in creeping, late night perversion on women, or any general laddish antics as being a member of team tampon. A male may remove himself from this team by metaphorically removing his 'tampon', by doing something relatively ladish.

Ok boys we will all go creep and get laid, Team Tampon can remain at the side of the bar drinking their Malibu and Pineapple.

by creepUnited February 13, 2012