Towing

When your penis can reach your ass and tow it along

I can tow, but I don't

by Leigh kemp March 24, 2004

Tote/Toting

Tote/Toting when a girl is walking around with a big butt

Curtis yelled “Omg she is toting over there, peep” David screamed “TOTE” as Josie walked by,, Tote/Toting

by trippiedave December 31, 2019

towing

To tow is to struggle. The exertion of strenuous effort against opposition.

Jack is really towing to get his assignment handed in on time.
Jill towed to get to work in the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

by Bazard December 13, 2007

Toeing Clotties

The act in which a woman, while having a shower, squishes her menstrual clots down the shower drain using her bare toes

Hey Sara, what’s taking so long in there... I need a shower!

Hold the fuck on bro, I’m in here toeing clotties! Be out in a few!

by ScottyMate October 28, 2017

toying

Act of playfully batting minds around like a catnip filled toy in a petshop window for one's own amusement. See also: toylette

The Ultimate Postwhore at forums.eHacked.com is toying with everyone just to watch the ensuing mayhem with sadistic glee.

by damondrone March 10, 2005

toking

Doing your theory of knowledge homework, possibly while blitzed out of your skull. Usually it's used as an excuse to sound hard.

Tyrone: yo chek out sizz's away msg
Tyrone: doo say he toking, but he don smoke shytt
Alfred: naw man he's just doing his homework
Tryone: that fgt trying to sound all hard
Alfred: foreal.
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Sizzle: dude i'm so high
Tyrone: shut tha fuck up sizz
Alfred: go to hell sizz.

by H Fizzzz December 6, 2006

tofting

Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context

A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"
B: "He just never stops tofting..."

by geirb March 29, 2008