Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give her butt burn

I did anal with my gf last night and she woke up with a toasted tomato

by GangbangGrandma September 4, 2016

Toasted Sub

A submissive (sub) who gets stoned (high from smoking weed)

Thats one toasted sub...

by Sabrina Marie 87 December 13, 2020

Toasted Joey

When an absolute rocket melts marshmallows.

For an even cheekier version, add chocolate.

I’m going make some toasted Joey’s tonight

by Lucytherocket December 24, 2020

toasted blowsted

when you see a fetty head knotted out on a mailbox when driving down the east side of cleveland

yo that broad toasted blowsted

by big_badussy January 10, 2022

Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.

Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.

by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022

Toasted Marshmellow

An African American who acts white, black on the outside but warm and googey and white on the inside

Yo, Todd is a toasted marshmellow

by HustleBaby August 24, 2023

Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch

The Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch....or T.F.E.D.P. for short, is a hybrid of three other definitions: The Donkey Punch, The Fish Eye and the Flying Toaster. It is the act where after doing your lady "doggy-style" and trying to sneak it into her anus, she looks back at you with one eye. When she returns to her business with you, punch her in the back of the head and then hit her with the nearest toaster.

Dude, did you get any last night? Yeah, I performed the Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch on her.

by Camper5872 June 5, 2009