ro-told

The act of spontaniously recalling a story or event and then feeling it neccecary to explain it to the initial audience using linguistics, and then part way through realizing its irelevency or the fact that no one gives a shit.

Guy 1 -"OH GUYS! You should have seen this time my cat got an ear infection!"

Guy 2 - "Shut the fuck up, were playing beer pong"

Girl 1 - "Nice Ro-Told faggot, no one cares"

by Republican Jesus March 3, 2009

TOLD

TOLD literally stands for 'Tired Of Life's Disappointments' and can be used in many different settings. It's fabulous for when you have that world weary feeling, you're not getting where you wanted to or what you wanted out of life. You try really really hard but still- no cigar. Just another set back or kick in the face from good old life!

tired of life's disappointments

"omg I'm soooo TOLD"

"I didn't get that job I applied for - I'm feeling really TOLD"

by GATAMA July 25, 2017

what i told you

Ghetto saying for "what did I tell you "

What i told you about that

by cmctx73 August 14, 2017

that told him

When a mitch gets roasted.

Catfish: Poo! Poo! To you! Yes, you brute! Yes, hahaha, that told him.
Bullfish: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by vapz April 29, 2019

will you be told

When someone is trying to make another person see sense, or reason, within a situation. Especially when the person being spoken to is being stubborn as fuck.

F: I'm going to do this line of dried kale

T: will you be told, that's irresponsible and illogical

by commonwealth coolie March 12, 2017

sad story told twice

Sad story told twice is a reference to having a similar background or upbringing as another person. You've heard it before. Father walked out because of drugs, ect.

She was a sad story told twice.

by SeaSkye January 6, 2017

just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.

"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"

by mynöduesp January 11, 2020