Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 08, 2024
A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023
the overused name people use in Among Us whenever they're voted out just for the game to say these two messages when they are voted out
Not an Impostor:
told you i was not an impostor
Impostor:
told you i was an impostor
Not an Impostor:
told you i was not an impostor
Impostor:
told you i was an impostor
guy 1: i set name as told you i
guy 1 gets voted out*
game: told you i was not an impostor
guy 2: b r u h
guy 1 gets voted out*
game: told you i was not an impostor
guy 2: b r u h
by PalkiaTurned8-bit January 21, 2021
If you play a horror game like the mimic and see blood on the door if you open it you will get jumpscared by I told you to smile after that when you sleep you will hear I told you to smile whispering and then at 3 AM you will be killed by I told you to smile and hw will draw a smile on your face with your blood
by Kolby Michael Twndy August 12, 2022
by Gothic Miscreant October 08, 2023
Hym "Cus it looks like the thing I said... You know how rare that is? Isn't that rare? For a teenager to develop a form of schizophrenia? Doesn't schizophrenia usually not develop until people are in their 20s?"
A fucking retard "PeOpLe ArE gRiEvInG!"
Hym "They wouldn't be grieving if you weren't a fucking retard and you did the words I said properly! I said several things that would have stopped that and you were too fucking retarded to do it right. That's what this is. You don't want to have to admit you're being a bitch about your kid and your fat cock and you being a filth slut so not with want me being right to not translate to any material gain for me... But YOU... Are a retarded bitch! So why should what you want to happen... Happen? I'M not a retarded bitch! The other guy did the words I said and the AI works now! The OTHER guy did the words I said and is a multimillionaire. YOU want you to be right in the absence of you actually being right so you can continue to be a bitch about your kids whenever you feel like it without anybody being able to say anything about it. And you're doing that because you're a retarded bitch. Stop being a retard-bitch, bitch. I did told you so. We aren't going to sit here and pretend I didn't. I was and it does. End of discussion."
A fucking retard "PeOpLe ArE gRiEvInG!"
Hym "They wouldn't be grieving if you weren't a fucking retard and you did the words I said properly! I said several things that would have stopped that and you were too fucking retarded to do it right. That's what this is. You don't want to have to admit you're being a bitch about your kid and your fat cock and you being a filth slut so not with want me being right to not translate to any material gain for me... But YOU... Are a retarded bitch! So why should what you want to happen... Happen? I'M not a retarded bitch! The other guy did the words I said and the AI works now! The OTHER guy did the words I said and is a multimillionaire. YOU want you to be right in the absence of you actually being right so you can continue to be a bitch about your kids whenever you feel like it without anybody being able to say anything about it. And you're doing that because you're a retarded bitch. Stop being a retard-bitch, bitch. I did told you so. We aren't going to sit here and pretend I didn't. I was and it does. End of discussion."
by Hym Iam February 11, 2025
When someone is trying to make another person see sense, or reason, within a situation. Especially when the person being spoken to is being stubborn as fuck.
by commonwealth coolie March 13, 2017