(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
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"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
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When an article of clothing and or furniture has been soiled by feces to the point where it cannot be salvaged or cleaned sufficiently for further use.
Eric was so sick with a stomach flu recently, when he sneezed, his pants and the couch were completely shit up to be damned!
by Lance Heston December 27, 2017
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Johnny: Tell him yourself
Gyro: Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!
Johnny: Tell him yourself
Gyro: Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!
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An expression used to convey that a situation has taken on a negative path or direction, or the situation has evolved into the absolute worst possible, chaotic state.
An expression used to convey that a situation has taken on a negative path or direction, or the situation has evolved into the absolute worst possible, chaotic state.
by Burrito! May 21, 2010
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When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.
When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.
1.
AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion
2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!
AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion
2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!
by twotoTandy March 26, 2008
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also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009
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