When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.
Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?
Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013
1. A woman (or man) whom has had many sexual encounters with male partners.
2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.
2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.
Boy - "So, I hear you are quite the little sausage expert..?" ;)
Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"
Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."
Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"
Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."
by manicbubble February 10, 2015
by jimd8498 April 30, 2019
This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly
Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"
by Super jo jo and friends April 18, 2016
Sausage Sammy
by PK_223 February 01, 2020
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com October 27, 2007
An overweight woman who refuses to acknowledge her mass. Instead of wearing appropriate clothing, she wears tight, low cut clothes designed to draw attention to her boobs. In reality, they merely highlight her fat rolls, making her look like a walking sausage.
by bethica October 28, 2009