Hedge Trimma

A tool needed to trim a masive bush, like the ones Mike likes

Mike came out of his room and said," damn! dis bitch needs a hedge trimma!"

by Sampson420ex October 04, 2004

Hedge slammer

When a girl has a huge vaginal bush (the hedge), and her partner slams his dick on it (the slammer).

McKenna had such a huge bush Justin couldn't stop himself from giving her a hedge slammer.

by Sabrina anne January 30, 2015

Over the hedge

When a girl has an enormous bush and you have to eat your way over the hedge inorder to find the goods.

Guy 1: Whats that in your mouth?
Guy 2: I had to go over the hedge with my gf last night.

by burnsbras August 30, 2009

Hedge Trimmer

The electric razor you choose to use for shaving your pubic hair.

I woke up today with morning wood and jerked off in my bed. I got up to get ready for work and noticed that I was long overdue for a shave. Once I was done shaving, I realized I had used my Hedge Trimmer. My face felt like balls for the rest of the day..

by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013

hedge haggis

Insides of a hedgehog

My dog tore up her hedgehog toy and we have hedge haggis all over the floor

by stoutstreet January 08, 2009

tami hedge

Type of girl who uses Urban Dictionary as the bible for all things accurate and true.

Tami Hedge takes screen shots of Urban definitions in texting debates as ammo to prove an incorrect point

by Slizardhands September 18, 2013

hedge ruseler

a stalker

person one- Bill was out side my house last night
person two- what a F***ing hedge ruseler

by CORVUS December 23, 2014