Dj Tiesto

Sheer awesomeness packaged into one man.
Electronica royalty.

Jim: Dude, I've been listening to DJ Tiesto all day long!"
Tim: Careful Jim. I'm not sure you can handle so much sheer awesomeness. Your head might explode.

by msmidori July 16, 2008

tiestoned

To get high off some Dj Tiesto. You get ripped of listening to his music. you shake your head till you get some CRAZY HEADRUSH AND START DANCING!

Man, I got so tiestoned yesterday..

Yo, let's skip class and get tiestoned.

by Dinh Ho November 27, 2007

about ten times

when you are repeatedly asked a really pointless question by a plethora of different people or you are like earmuff-wearing Warren in There's Something about Mary because its what you do.

Mom: Honey did you say hello to your uncle Bob?
Me: (rolls eyes) About ten times!

from the movie:
Warren did you say hello to Ted?
ABOUT TEN TIMES!!

by m & M 08 August 2, 2008

Fast Times

Replacement for "good times" or the like, usually in reffrence to something sterotypically highschool (as in Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Did you go to Max's party last night?
Yeah, fast times, man.

by Boo_Radley November 7, 2008

If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.

Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!

by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017

Olden Times

A go-to word that people use to describe something medieval or ancient.

"Yeah? It was in the olden times when they tie up the girls for punishment, and the whole village takes a turn."

by Ranterbury July 7, 2009

timesing

1. To multiply by
2. To let time fly

1. You normally have to take 2 and timesing it by 3

2. Wow, it's timesing by!

by John January 20, 2005