tila tequila

an ugly slutty whore who no one likes and is known for her fake body and sucky music on MTV.

I couldn't stand watching that slut Tila Tequila's show last night so i turned it off.

by braylin June 16, 2008

tile flood

a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.

o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.

by fucksoid February 19, 2005

Tillamook Bob

Surly folk inhabiting the coastal lowlands of the Pacific Northwest. Known for having a style made up of shorts that are too short for any man and an ensemble of clothing that seemed to have originated from Native American tribal members crossed with French Canadian fur trappers and Burt Reynolds. Typically these beasts emerge in parties, wedding receptions, bar mitzvah's, cruise ships, and bingo parlors smelling of cheap whiskey and malt liquor. It is after ambushing these events that they attempt to entertain guests and make eyes with any and all willing party goers. Often putting on displays of song and dance similar to those of the Dayak headhunters but with sexually ambiguous undertones.

Dude, did you see that guy driving the '83 Iroc with the inflatable doll passenger? He was a complete Tillamook Bob with that over-grown mullet and buckskin jacket. I wonder who's party he was going to crash?

by fixtaco January 20, 2010

Tilda

An extremely fun, and often times perverted, member of RTS, with awesome post whoring skills and a great sense of humor. Someone everybody likes. Likes spankings and loves cheese.

That girl can turn anything into a dirty convo..she's such a Tilda!

by Just Me 2 February 4, 2009

tila tequila

is the defined super whore , she is the unholy christ of bisexuals everywere. who knew you could fuck your way on to mtv... I think she is a morfed nigger,spick,asian..
she is the defination of whoreisim

tila tequila is looking for a chick with a really big clit

by tim erwin April 28, 2008

Tilak

A savage little child who doesn't give a shit about rules and is very athletic. Every joke he cracks makes the world laugh and he is also a very good friend.

Dude that guy such a tilak. what a beast!

by change change is your decision November 28, 2018

The Tila Tequila syndrome

The Syndrome where the face of a female is like someone smashed it with a frying pan, while the body looks really nice.

You can also use "Reversed Tila Tequila syndrome.

I'd like to fuck her, but i don't want a relationship, because she has the Tila Tequila syndrome.

by LoliEbeneezer October 10, 2010