ceramic tiled

Getting so drunk you end up on the bathroom floor, which is typically made of ceramic tile

Damn Dolby got ceramic tiled last night. She was on the bathroom floor all morning.

by YungIncome February 26, 2014

Parker Tille

The most amazing guy you will find! He is kind of a bad boy but he has a sweet heart! He normal likes blond haired girls! He is very athletic and does sports like Football and Basketball.

Girl 1: I heard Parker Tille is single!

Girl 2: Omg, I want him so bad!

by Avalynnreese October 20, 2019

Russian tiller

When your sister is so hairy, you feel obligated to defend her honor by getting drunk on vodka and giving reverse handjobs to your friends. Its mostly awkward because of the direct eye contact.

Kori's beaver went clear up to her nipples, so Ryan was happy to give us all Russian tillers down by the train bridge.

by Incarsr8 April 10, 2020

That’s tilted

synonym for Lit
Used to describe something “crazy” or “random” in a cool way

Bro did you see that guy do a backflip in the park today?

Yea dude I saw him do it and I thought “Woah that’s tilted”

by Bleeeeeebledeeep November 3, 2017

Tilted

That feeling you get when ur playing the online MOBA "League of legends" and within the first five minute s of a game all 4 of your team members simultaneously kill themselves then blame you for not helping. (can be applied to real life)

Online : (you to a teammate)-"BRO WTF WHY THE FUCK R U FUCKING WALKING INTO THE ENEMY"

(teammate) - "sorry i was on ifunny, its only a game bro chill"

*ten minutes pass* ......

*teammates score is now 0/10/2

*"Player has disconnected"*

(You) - "Im tilted"

IRL: (Mom calls) - " HI sweaty your gonna have to mow the lawn and vacuum the carpet"

( you) - "sigh, ok ...."

( Mom) - " What did you just say?????????"

( you ) - "i said ok ......?"

( Mom) - "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?,,, EVERYDAY YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE FOR NO REASON?"

( You) - "But what d---"

( Mom)- " DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME OK. YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL AND U HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE"

( YOU ) - " I---"

(Mom) - *Hangs up*

(You) - "...." *thinks to himself "Im TILTED"*

by Unlucky negro November 20, 2016

Tile Floor

A lady who shaves her private area is said to sport a tile floor.

Dat bitch has a tile floor..

by Tressel March 26, 2008

Tilder

Phoenetic pronunciation of TLDR meaning "too long, didn't read". Used by geeks in human conversation with each other.

Geek A: Did you read that article?
Geek B: No, tilder.

by JackUK February 18, 2007