Clock: TikTok
Clock: *explodes*
Hour hand: What the heck
Hour hand: *explodes*
Me: I hate tiktok
Me: *goes on computer*
Me: *sees tiktok ad*
TikTok ad: get TikTok ,the best video app in the world!
TikTok is completely free and it has awsome notifications every day!
Get TikTok, or you will regret this.
GET TIKTOK, OR ESLSE YOU WILL DIE OF BOREDOM!!!
Me: I will die of boredom just watching this stup*d ad
TikTok Staff: Comes into my house and destroys it
Me: *opens telephone* and then calls 911
Police: Comes here and drags the tiktok staff into jail
TikTok Staff: Wah wah wah and says it like a baby
Clock: *explodes*
Hour hand: What the heck
Hour hand: *explodes*
Me: I hate tiktok
Me: *goes on computer*
Me: *sees tiktok ad*
TikTok ad: get TikTok ,the best video app in the world!
TikTok is completely free and it has awsome notifications every day!
Get TikTok, or you will regret this.
GET TIKTOK, OR ESLSE YOU WILL DIE OF BOREDOM!!!
Me: I will die of boredom just watching this stup*d ad
TikTok Staff: Comes into my house and destroys it
Me: *opens telephone* and then calls 911
Police: Comes here and drags the tiktok staff into jail
TikTok Staff: Wah wah wah and says it like a baby
by laser_fox March 12, 2021
by IJustRushedWithMyUserNameDuh March 27, 2020
The worst thing that coukd have ever happened to humanity. It has ruined so many lives and given so many people mental anguish. Tik Tok is BAD and you should NEVER use it. You might even die from it. Scientists have proved that you can get cancer of the pp if you do too much tiktok.
Mia- Wanna do a TikTok with me?
Me- NO! (slaps Mia) You will die! Do you hear me! YOU WILL DIE! CANCER IN PP!!!!!!
Me- NO! (slaps Mia) You will die! Do you hear me! YOU WILL DIE! CANCER IN PP!!!!!!
by rAptOrBoI June 02, 2020
by BlackShakespeare March 24, 2021
The closest thing to a tumor that's larger than a fucking basketball, filled with furries, anime wannabe’s, teenage girls shaking their ass at the camera hoping to gain likes. Also filled with little kids stealing actually good content and passing it off as there own.
by dvghftygf September 30, 2020
Something we all got addicted to and now we know parts of words to musicals and songs. We also stan Danielle Cohn and her Adidas pants with a Harvard t-shirt
Me: Uh Oh stinky
Friend: Madison stop quoting TikTok's
Me later: I love you anyway
Friend: You can twerk while in a split
Me: you racking up them tips
Friend: Your body rock and your booty poppin', I'm proud to call you my bitch
Friend: Madison stop quoting TikTok's
Me later: I love you anyway
Friend: You can twerk while in a split
Me: you racking up them tips
Friend: Your body rock and your booty poppin', I'm proud to call you my bitch
by and.i.poop.yeeyee October 28, 2019
An app that mostly everybody is strangely addicted to and got it as a joke or started when it was Musical.ly and most likely has a crush on the app who will never notice them
Ex 1. Im addicted to tiktok. Ex 2. I miss when TikTok was musical.ly. Ex.2 I wish I could dance like Charli D’Amelio
by Cryingfreak March 08, 2020