tijuana hooker

A drink to be consumed once already smash-faced. There are 3 steps and the process requires at least 2 people, salt, cheap tequila, and lime slices - the one doing the shot, and one of his/her friends (make sure it's a friend, not an enemy, unless you're a risk taker)

Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.

Enjoy!

Shit, look at all these freshmen, let's make them do Tijuana Hookers!

by BlakeSomeNoyes May 17, 2008

Tijuana Doughnut

When a man is having anal intercourse with a partner and the partner defecates, and when he pulls out there is a ring of feces around his penis.

Michelle gave Tommy a Tijuana Doughnut last night!

by grumblekeix February 4, 2009

Tijuana Roulette

When you go in Random restaurants in mexico and drink the tap water, whoever pukes/shits first is the loser

I was just in Mexico with my bro, we played tijuana roulette, he lost and puked everywhere

by xIOWANx February 21, 2011

Tijuana Twist

You are so sick and sitting on the toilet, pissing out your ass, and you have to turn around and puke in the toilet.

“I got such bad food poisoning, I did the Tijuana Twist so many times, I had to puke in a bowl while I sprayed dirty brown dish water in the toilet”

by Fecal-detective.1952 March 7, 2021

Tijuana Slinger

Eating Copious amounts of Mexican food, then engaging in anal sex with the expectation of explosive diarrhea.

Bill and I decided to invest in rubber sheets after a real Tijuana Slinger.

by kungfumelissa October 28, 2017

Tijuana satchel

The act of covertly defecating in another's person's purse, messenger bag, backpack, suitcase or similar luggage.

After getting fired from work, on his way out of the office, Dave turned the HR lady's purse into a Tijuana Satchel.

by Walfer March 23, 2023

Tijuana wad

(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.

Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.

by Arlas July 3, 2015