A drink to be consumed once already smash-faced. There are 3 steps and the process requires at least 2 people, salt, cheap tequila, and lime slices - the one doing the shot, and one of his/her friends (make sure it's a friend, not an enemy, unless you're a risk taker)
Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.
Enjoy!
Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.
Enjoy!
by BlakeSomeNoyes May 18, 2008
When a man is having anal intercourse with a partner and the partner defecates, and when he pulls out there is a ring of feces around his penis.
by grumblekeix February 05, 2009
When you go in Random restaurants in mexico and drink the tap water, whoever pukes/shits first is the loser
by xIOWANx February 01, 2011
The punishing process of tethering a string snugly around a subjects testicles and then snugly around an open door handle. Should the subject fail to comply with any demands the door may be swiftly shut, thus pain ensues.
by Crackbasher September 26, 2015
You are so sick and sitting on the toilet, pissing out your ass, and you have to turn around and puke in the toilet.
“I got such bad food poisoning, I did the Tijuana Twist so many times, I had to puke in a bowl while I sprayed dirty brown dish water in the toilet”
by Fecal-detective.1952 March 07, 2021
When a bitch has a yeast infection and the guy has dick cheese on his dick, And they fuck, simple and gross. I love it 🥰
by Joe asskick May 09, 2019
(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.
Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.
by Arlas June 25, 2015