Tiestomeistering

What you do when listening to Dutch DJ Tiesto whilst drunk after drinking large quantities of Jagërmeister. It will usually involve a night club and the early hours of the morning, but occasionally involves nothing but an MP3 player and a bottle.

Steve was tiestomeistering around the dance floor when he knocked over his Girlfriend.

We're gonna go out and get out Tiestomeister on!!!

by John Murff August 1, 2006

grand theft auto san andreas

The Game that these two guys planned on getting before it came out that I am playing right now. The game that along with 8 mile got every white kid in this town saying "wadup doe". It's packed with all kinds of awesome mini games and possibilities for advancement to different levels of leadership and ownership. Straight gangsta.

After playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, life just doesn't seem all that dangerous.

by thejuiceclub August 2, 2006

tiefed

When someone takes/steals something from you with or without your knowledge

Guy 1: "Yo has anyone seen my beer that I left on this table?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I just saw it, I think that guy right their just tiefed it from you"

by Max St. John October 31, 2007

tiefuzz

sinep eyes tiefuzz penis yes success Afghanistan peculiar astrological flare.

sinep eyes tiefuzz penis yes success Afghanistan peculiar astrological flare

by HBWhiskerBiscuit December 12, 2010

grand theft electro

A person who steals massive amounts of electronics from a store.

" dude, today mr. grand theft electro here went to Target and stole the entire second season of The Boondocks , an Xbox 360 controller, two CDs, a pair of headphones, speakers and a portable DVD player.

by mr. grand theft electro April 5, 2009

Grand Theft Impairment

The 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.

Girl: Hey you wanna come pick me up so we can go to the movies?

Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.

by andytheslash January 24, 2010

Grand Theft Jerk

When two guys are hanging out and one pretends to fall asleep and the other guy starts jerking off, the guy pretending to sleep reaches over and finishes the job. "You stole my jerk!" Is a common phrase to say after being Grand Theft Jerked.

"This guy fucked my wife, so I Grand Theft Jerked him."

by 2chainzrules24 May 20, 2015