Pda ticket

A pda ticket is a ticket that two individuals get handed when the Pda police catches them doing something nasty like; groping, making out, kissing, etc.

A: Oh dude you got a Pda ticket?
B: Yeah I guess we are gonna be labeled a PDA-heavy couple now

by sistershook123 March 30, 2019

A Golden Ticket

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory

Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

tickturd

When some men takes a dump a small portion of the excretion is hung up in the rectum when the external sphincter ani muscles pinch off the delivery. It will remain there no matter how much pushing or wiping is done. It will only be dislodged and delivered through the rectum after a few good farts. A tickturd is the source of most skid marks in a mans underware.

Honey, its those damn tickturds that leave the skid marks!

by Jumpin' Jim October 28, 2013

Wolf Ticket

To try and sell a lie either to yourself or others.

"Look at Miguel talkin' about how he's going to get that new Mustang. That fool's broke! Man, he is always sellin' wolf tickets."

by The Real Def May 17, 2009

fern ticket

By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.

Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.

Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.

by Big Pimpin Radfad October 8, 2009

ticketholder

1.One who holds a ticket. Typically used as an insult 2. One who isn't in the band or can't get on the list, thus needs a ticket. Part of the crowd 3. Things to talk about at the reunion

And now you're just a ticket holder
Now you're just a fan.
Nothing but a ticket holder,
A fitting resolution for all of your best laid plans.

by Leif Mordeth July 22, 2005

ticket stacking

Whenever shit head servers do not know how to do their job.

You have only one job, stop fucking ticket stacking!

by Pissedoffcook July 20, 2017