tijuana hooker

A drink to be consumed once already smash-faced. There are 3 steps and the process requires at least 2 people, salt, cheap tequila, and lime slices - the one doing the shot, and one of his/her friends (make sure it's a friend, not an enemy, unless you're a risk taker)

Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.

Enjoy!

Shit, look at all these freshmen, let's make them do Tijuana Hookers!

by BlakeSomeNoyes May 17, 2008

Tijuana Doughnut

When a man is having anal intercourse with a partner and the partner defecates, and when he pulls out there is a ring of feces around his penis.

Michelle gave Tommy a Tijuana Doughnut last night!

by grumblekeix February 4, 2009

Tijuana Roulette

When you go in Random restaurants in mexico and drink the tap water, whoever pukes/shits first is the loser

I was just in Mexico with my bro, we played tijuana roulette, he lost and puked everywhere

by xIOWANx February 21, 2011

tijuana rimjob

Taking a shot of tequila out of a persons butthole and then blowing a line of cocaine back into it.

You ever have a tijuana rimjob? Its when a girl takes a shot out of your butthole and then blows a line of coke into it. You have to give one back though or else it doesnt count

by josthegross November 11, 2014

Tijuana wad

(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.

Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.

by Arlas July 3, 2015

tijuana toothpole

The punishing process of tethering a string snugly around a subjects testicles and then snugly around an open door handle. Should the subject fail to comply with any demands the door may be swiftly shut, thus pain ensues.

"Alex wouldn't tell me where my pocket pussy was so I gave him the Tijuana Toothpole"

by Crackbasher November 9, 2015

Tijuana milkshake

When a bitch has a yeast infection and the guy has dick cheese on his dick, And they fuck, simple and gross. I love it 🥰

Me and my ex are dirty we did the Tijuana milkshake after hitting the gym.

by Joe asskick May 8, 2019