fuck this shit

what one may say when frustrated or annoyed to the point that one gives up or no longer wants to complete the task at hand. Usually results in the task not being complteted.

Man: Please find a word that rhymes with 'orange'.

Other Man *after an hour of looking*: Man fuck this shit.

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

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This is why we can't have nice things

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

by re3ja April 25, 2016

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This Nigga

A phrase you use when a nigga acting retarded

Person 1: that’s not a nice guessture
Person 2: This Nigga

by SHAN420 May 27, 2018

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thirst follow

A thirst follow is when you follow someone on Tumblr or Twitter just because they're attractive.

I have a new thirst follow. I followed this guy on Tumblr just because his porn blog is hot and so is he, and he followed me back. Should I send him nudes?

by girleatsbook August 20, 2013

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Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s

A response to someone giving a long-winded, serious rant that is typically unasked for. Likely to have originated either from The Office, or is a variation on “Sir, this is an Arby’s”.

Anna: “-and honestly I think that’s why my relationship with my father is so strained, he was there but never really present. Sometimes I wish things were different, but’s there’s no changing the past, you know?”
Cashier: “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”

by GreyVlk September 4, 2020

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