Thingist

One who lists things

Yo dawg, I am a thingist because I list out all of my thoughts on the internets.

by shshshannon December 23, 2010

thingio

Used when the name of an item or person is not known.

1.where thingio gone?
2.pass me the thingio

by n threadgill July 8, 2006

Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P

by T-shake October 18, 2009

thinking with two heads

when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.

Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)

by darthmaul.92 April 28, 2011

original thinking

What they ask you about on applications to screw you over

"Explain how you demonstrate original thinking." Me: Shit.

by rrhem November 14, 2013

thinking about it

when a girl or young woman ponders losing her virginity

Becky got some birth control pills from the free clinic, but she was only thinking about it.

by h thurber December 12, 2004

Thinking Off

The abillity to achieve orgasm through thought.

I was just laying their and totally just orgasmed.

Oh so you were thinking off?

Hell yah!

by Mfaub October 19, 2010