green's theorem

A theory in multivariable calculus which connects line integrals with double integrals.

She used green's theorem to solve her calculus problem.

by mvcalc July 10, 2019

Bed Pussy Theorem

Anything and everything can be applied as the less lewd version of something else.

The Bed Pussy Theorem dictates that a bed is exactly like a pussy whereas the pillow is the clitoris, the mattress is the entire vagina, the blankets are the labia, and you are the newborn.

by CoochPunter July 28, 2019

Double Negative Gay Theorem

When a woman is trans to a man and likes men, she is still straight, creating a vortex, leaving us with the double negative gay theorem

She's a man? She likes guys?

That's the double negative gay theorem!

by SheWasAWomanISwear June 16, 2022

Praveenis' Theorem

Second Part of Praveenis' Theorem:

The Part States:
x = (what do you mean)x?

Usage of the Second Part of the Praveenis' Theorem

Matt: Fuck off
Praveen: What do you mean fuck off?

by king6 December 11, 2010

Goldilocks Theorem

Goldilocks Theorem is a technique for guessing answers to multiple choice questions. You throw out the highest and lowest answers and guess from what's left. Typically applied to three and four answer questions.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I failed that exam. I used Goldilocks Theorem on the whole thing, so unless I got really lucky I'm fucked.

by mr.failure April 29, 2010

The Coleman Theorem

A very powerful theorem, especially for math, created by Ms. Coleman. It involves complex steps such as flipping to the back of the book, looking up the chapter and problem, then copying down the answer onto your paper.

"Ms. Coleman, how do you do #31?"
"Check the back of the book."

The Coleman Theorem at its finest.

by Marine December 13, 2008

The Joe Rogan Theorem

Out of all possible combinations of events there will always be at least one that will make it possible for someone to be on the Joe Rogan podcast within the space of a week.

Dude I'm so freaked out thinking about "The Joe Rogan Theorem".

by guldan November 11, 2021