Nolan Throne

A person who is good at choking. And always comes up short.

That kid is a real Nolan Throne!

by lil sas February 23, 2017

Leonellus theorem

"If you can't say it on Twitter (or X), don't say it."

According to Leonellus' theorem (or X's theorem / Twitter's theorem):

- If you don't think you can say it on Twitter, don't say it.

- If you think you can say it on Twitter, think again.

- If you can say it on Twitter, then all is well.

According to Leonellus theorem :

Case 1 : "Hey man, you're such a society's waste", don't say it.
Case 2 : "I think black people must not live in Europe", think again.
Case 3 : "I love everyone", everything's fine.

by .interieur.gouv.net September 7, 2023

Lanhard's Theorem

From any page in Wikipedia, it will never take more than 5 page-link clicks to access the Wikipedia article on Hitler.

Examples of Lanhard's Theorem:

Donut -> World War II -> Hitler

Antidisestablishmentarianism -> Britain -> World War II -> Hitler

by Michael McMinn March 4, 2008

Drop it on the one

A bowel movement.

I'm about to drop it on the one.

Whitney Houston said this in an episode of Being Bobby Brown.

by RayRay2009 September 2, 2009

Gettin' blown on the throne

To recieve oral sex while taking a shit, also known as "Blumpkin." God knows why.

Before you knew it, Martha downed her third purple chongo and I was gettin' blown on the throne.

by C. H. Diddlemehole October 17, 2007

car / penis theorem

The relation between car size and penis size. The car / penis theorem denotes the relationship between a vehicle owned by a male and the size of his sexual organ. As the size and overall cost of the vehicle increases, the average penis size of that vehicle's owners decreases in a linear fashion.

For example, according to the car / penis theorem, a man who's car is a 1992 Honda Civic (assuming that it isn't riced up) should have a penis size of approximately 7 inches erect. On the other end of the scale, the average male Lamborghini owner has an erect penis length of about 3 inches.

by Qbou3mT March 6, 2015

Theoretical Friend

Old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional Text msg, Email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: "we should meet up, hang out, do something, I'll call you..." but never actually make any arrangements. These are good on paper mates, those that bump up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. Friends in theory.

"Are you kidding, Annie's not going to come, she's a Theoretical Friend..."

by KimberleyStrange July 16, 2008