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he pulls no bitches but is a 10
also very short
he has the most luscious brown hair known to humanity and also likes AOT
hes got sparkling brown eyes and is probably richy rich rich 🤑🤑 he tends to run fullspeed into bins and also will ignore u to play 8 hours of valorant using his monster dick infused braincells.
he pulls no bitches but is a 10
also very short
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S: hes a short ass boy with the name of a chipmunk from a fictional movie.
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