Very similar to the Gorilla Mask, the Yeti Mask involves removing aged grey and/or white pubic hairs and applying them firmly on a freshly facialled face so they stick to the face resembling a White Gorilla or Yeti.
Grandpa Joe: I was just having sex with Grandma and I Yeti Masked her.
Jonny: What's a Yeti Mask?
Grandpa Joe: It's when you rip out your old man pubes after giving her a facial and throw it on her face.
Jonny: I want to be Yeti Masked!!!
Jonny: What's a Yeti Mask?
Grandpa Joe: It's when you rip out your old man pubes after giving her a facial and throw it on her face.
Jonny: I want to be Yeti Masked!!!
by Sweet Tangerine July 19, 2009
Get the Yeti Maskmug. WHEN YOU GET A GIRL SO DRUNK THAT SHE SHITS HERSELF WHILE STANDING UP. THE SHIT RUNS INTO HER HAIRY PUSSY RESEMBLING A DIRTY YETI
YO' DUDE! I GOT THIS GIRL SO WASTED THAT SHE GAVE HERSELF THE MUDDY YETI " IT WAS FUCKIN' SICK BUT I BANGED HER ANYWAY
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
Get the THE MUDDY YETImug. 1) Homeless looking, nasty, smelly, fat ass ugly bitches in 29 Palms California who attempt to seek affection in a dark environment (a club or bar) and look like a Yeti in the light.
2) Warning!!! there are stories of these "Desert Yetis'" following around their prey and harrassing their victims by conversation or any other possible means.
2) Warning!!! there are stories of these "Desert Yetis'" following around their prey and harrassing their victims by conversation or any other possible means.
by Big Yo October 7, 2003
Get the Desert Yetimug. by DirtWorshiper November 13, 2019
Get the yeti muffmug. Yo ho! Trim dat yeti fur. Damn!
Her yeti fur was sticking out all sides of her granny panties.
An Eskimo could make a coat out of that yeti fur you are sporting.
Her yeti fur was sticking out all sides of her granny panties.
An Eskimo could make a coat out of that yeti fur you are sporting.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
Get the Yeti Furmug. Space yetis (also "dayglo psychlos") are fat EBM fans who show up at Goth clubs dressed in fluorescent vinyl, yarn hair, goggles and Transmuters weighing over 250 lbs. One of the many unfortunate side effects of sellout Goth club DJs no longer playing Gothic music, opting instead to ear-rape club patrons with Industrial, metal and EBM music. They look like someone attacked a Psychlo from Battlefield Earth with 20 gallons of glow in the dark paint and mohair. Their giant boot treads and tardtastic clothing/yarn hair make them look like sasquatches from outer space. Hence the name "space yetis".
I use to go out to Goth clubs. But no self-respecting Goth has been to a club since 1999. Now all you find there are metalhead-wannabe-goths, fang-tards, rivetheads and space yetis dancing to music that sounds like a malfunctioning alarm clock.
by j-rocka1337 June 28, 2010
Get the space yetimug. def. 1: A person with an extraordinary amount of pubic hair. Or the region itself.
def 2: An elderly person's pubic region, so named due to the whiteness of the hair and its resemblance to the legendary snowman.
def 2: An elderly person's pubic region, so named due to the whiteness of the hair and its resemblance to the legendary snowman.
Yikes! Her crotch Yeti was so abominable, I thought it was going to eat me!
Whoa! The rumours were true, you are a Crotch Yeti!
Whoa! The rumours were true, you are a Crotch Yeti!
by fairywagina October 6, 2008
Get the Crotch Yetimug.