Tugboat Captain

What Beth wants. She had it once. He wore women's underwears and she let him get away after riding the motion of the ocean. Letting him get away: Biggest. Regret. Ever.

Beth: "I need to totes get some"
Arlyn: "Call on that captain to 'tug your boat'"
Beth: "For Shiz, I gotta get my tugboat captain back"

by BBLLAP February 13, 2013

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Downtown Tugboat

When you reach into a random man's pants and begin to give him a hand job while being on a boat.

Look over there Johny, that man is giving him a downtown tugboat!

by Flapjack Stevens April 28, 2016

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Lean tugboat

Circle jerk on a small boat

I had a ton of fun sailing;however, my arms are so sore from the lean tugboat!

by Worm daddy January 17, 2018

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Mexican Tugboat

The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.

Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.

Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!

by Popadopolis_FTS October 31, 2014

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