An insult that compares the insultee to that of nothing less than a dick, which is clearly a synonym. Far worse than motherfucker, fuck shovel delivers the punch the balls you've been looking for.
by Kiley Brobert December 21, 2010
by Stephanie--------- October 28, 2008
by TheMacDaddy March 19, 2016
The act of taking your erect penis and slamming into someone where there is no opening and they are fully clothed.
by Jesus' Goochole November 17, 2006
A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.
"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"
by tumme April 14, 2008
by babababa12345 July 13, 2009
When you’re with your girl and it’s the middle of winter in the UP and you gotta shovel the snow before you can have sex on the ice of lake superior
“Bro I had to pull a northern shoveler last year and I got my dick stuck on the ice. Luckily Sandy had to pee so we got it off pretty easy”
by Oenari October 01, 2021