Cry Potion

The result of sniffing recreational drugs to the extent of purchasing an excessive amount leading to an empty bank balance the following morning also resulting in making you want to cry

John went out the other night and sniffed some cry potion, "cocaine" and looked at his bank balance the next morning and he felt like crying

by Tomr93 May 24, 2024

Sleep Potion

Masturbation before bed to help you fall asleep

"I'm not tired right now, I'm going to hit the sleep potion then go to bed."

by exiole September 13, 2025

Potion

Any hard liquor that can You mildy or severly get drunk off of one shot.

Bro, that rum u made randomly with ammonia tastes great and gets me drunk. I’m going to refer to it as potion now.

by Jfvhyfhhutgnjh May 1, 2021

Robbie Potion

A satanic ritual that turns the user into a demon from the depths of hell itself

Robbie drank the Robbie potion and now he is a demon

by cheese&hamburgerhelper March 26, 2024

Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

Dirty Potion

A bottle filled with some liquid, and fart gasses, designed to bring displeasure to others.

Fuck, i fed my mate some right dirty potion.

by magwam65 May 17, 2010

'Potion

A part of an amount of money. Not to be confused with potion or portion.

"Yo bro slide me some 'potion"
"Yeah fs it ain't motion if bro don't get some 'potion"

by AquaticMilk January 3, 2024