piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

piss in the wind

A very bad idea, unless you enjoy being covered in your own piss.

I was too lazy to find a better spot and tried to piss in the wind. Damn was that a mistake.

by oceancats April 5, 2017

Piss on the dump

The act of urinating on a pile of fresh excrement. This is usually done by humans after they take a tremendous dump.

After a taking a tremendous dump, it's always important that you piss on the dump

by EIDT August 17, 2014

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england October 16, 2008

Piss in the Universe

Like a "piss in the ocean", but on a much grander scale.

I own $6,000,000,000 and i just dropped $10,000 down a drain. oh well, that's just a piss in the universe for me

by akkuukniep November 22, 2011

piss in the wind

Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.

Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Piss on the moon

Something so unachievable that there is just no point in trying.

Kick my ass?!! you'd have better luck trying to "Piss on the moon."

by Blkdaimond May 31, 2011