Mayor of Pound Town

When a bro and a bra head down to Pound Town together, whoever takes charge in the bedroom (or anywhere Pound Town is that night) is elected to be the Mayor of Pound Town. This move also reduces the other party to a Slam Piece, aka someone who has been reduced to an object because the Mayor has completely overpowered them.

"Bro! Did you bag that slam piece at the bar and take her straight to Pound Town?"

"We went to Pound Town, alright. But she took charge and got elected Mayor of Pound Town. Last night, I was the slam piece, bro."

"Oh snap!"

by MetslashCalfe October 17, 2011

Lord Mayor's Ruffle

To grab ones breasts with such vigour and tenacity that you either get accosted or make her very horny.

I am going to Lord Mayor's Ruffle that #16

by Devvo wannabe April 10, 2015

Mayor Muriel Bowser

Mayor of Washington, DC.

D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser renamed a section of 16th street, in front of the White House, “Black Lives Matter Plaza” and had the slogan painted on the pavement in massive yellow letters to honor demonstrators protesting the killing of George Floyd by police.

by Monkey's Dad June 8, 2020

Tom goes to the Mayor

This show is not funny at all. I've seen about 10 episodes, and none of them have made me laugh. It is just the same idea recycled over and over, with tweaks to the plot here and there. The only funny episode has Tenacious D in it.

Tom Goes to the Mayor sucks!

by Da Spud April 29, 2005

The Mayor of Shelby Township

1. The mayor of Shelby Township
2. Possibly the best reason to listen to Space Toilet
3. Trivia connoisseur

Also see Puddin' Pops Johnson

Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise, The Mayor of Shelby Township has just entered.

"It smells like budussy up in this bitch!" exclaimed The Mayor of Shelby Township

by Classic Dong January 16, 2011

Mayor Wrights Fun Dungeon

The place Mayor Wright “keeps” and kills his window licker collection.

When daddy dario said “Get on the bus” the mayor smiled when he saw its small size as he remarked in a satanic tone, “Finally, an fine addition to my Mayor Wrights Fun Dungeon”

by Mayor Wright October 24, 2018

Mayor of Noob York City

king of all the noobs, ruler of noobs everywhere, such a high-class noob they made him/her mayor.

"Wow, you suck, you must be the Mayor of Noob York City."

by El Fransico Porfavavor February 18, 2007