Skip to main content

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man 

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.

Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek! 

When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

bagging bitches at the horse shop 

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

Lick the houses 

A person who lick the houses, known as a MAN who licks the houses
LOVE IT, whorehouse A MAN who licked the houses
Lick the houses by Louie September 28, 2003

houses of the holy 

Houses of the Holy is an album released with Atlantic on March 23, 1973.
Along with the album Led Zeppelin also made it into a song.
Although they intended to put the song on the album, the band didn't think that it fit, so it ended up being put on their next album, Physical Graffiti.
Houses of the Holy has amazing songs, such as

The Song Remains The Same
The Rain Song
Over the Hills and Far Away(OTHAFA)
The Crunge
Dancing Days
D'yer Mak'er
No Quarter
The Ocean
Chris: I love that Houses of the Holy song
Brad: Do you know what album that song is off of?
Chris: Duh... Houses of the Holy you idiot.
Brad: *sigh* No it's on the album Physical Grafitti. Why don't you go listen to techo or something.

Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.
John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.