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seokjins bakery

a bunch of crackheads and barely anyone is active besides kath, chloe, kall, rita pita and dayeon
join seokjins bakery NOW BITCH I SEE YOU
by kath :) November 11, 2020
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Asad's Bakery

The gluteus maximus of a man(debatable) named named Asad, its so big it has its own gravitational field.
"Bro, did you see Asad's cake?"
"Damn, bro got the whole bakery. I wanna clap Asad's bakery."
by ChadTirmizey May 25, 2023
mugGet the Asad's Bakerymug.

Bakery

It's a music studio
I'll meet you at the bakery we gotta make some songs.

How many songs did you make at the bakery?
by Dusa Ninetyfirst September 15, 2022
mugGet the Bakerymug.

Bakery Slut

A chick that puts a penis through a donut. Also, then sucks on the penis after.
"That girl with the Krispy Kreme Donut, yeah she a BAKERY SLUT!
by Imagoodperson69 September 18, 2018
mugGet the Bakery Slutmug.

Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.
It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!
by Airza May 7, 2025
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Cringe Bakery

Cringe bakery is a word that can be used to describe a content farm or a single user's account (or content in general) in any platform.
1) man this guy on the internet is a literal fucking cringe bakery! he make nothing but cringy-ass content
2) the youtube kids app is truly a the worst Cringe Bakery ever.
3)Skibidi toilet is now being considered a total Cringe Bakery
by Swag Italy December 12, 2023
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Bakery Foul

When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.
She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin - such a bakery foul.
by Nduck May 9, 2021
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