open bakery

its the go ahead that single girls all over the place for u to make yor move

you think her friends single open bakery dude

by sloftus April 3, 2009

Bakery Lady

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.

I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!

by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 20, 2022

Cringe Bakery

Cringe bakery is a word that can be used to describe a content farm or a single user's account (or content in general) in any platform.

1) man this guy on the internet is a literal fucking cringe bakery! he make nothing but cringy-ass content
2) the youtube kids app is truly a the worst Cringe Bakery ever.
3)Skibidi toilet is now being considered a total Cringe Bakery

by Swag Italy December 12, 2023

Bakery

The “Bakery” is the a term that can be used for one’s wallet, bank account, or anywhere one would store their bread aka: “Money”

Group chat: “Yo y’all tryna eat at Golden Corral then watch a movie?”
Emerson: “Nah bruh, that’s bread out the bakery.”

Evan: “Yo, you got a 5?”
Andre: “Nah, the bakery is closed”

by browN Backwards July 20, 2019

Bakery Slut

A chick that puts a penis through a donut. Also, then sucks on the penis after.

"That girl with the Krispy Kreme Donut, yeah she a BAKERY SLUT!

by Imagoodperson69 September 18, 2018

Bakery Foul

When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.

She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin - such a bakery foul.

by Nduck May 9, 2021

Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.

It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!

by Airza May 7, 2025