REM slot

The time of the day when TV is at its least interesting: usually anywhere from 12 midnight to about 8 AM on any given day, when the programming you're most likely to see is dull economic news, domestic political fare, and, worst of all, infomercials. REM=rapid eye movement, a stage of the dreaming process.

One thing I hate about being a security guard is having to come home to the REM slot when I want to watch TV!

by pentozali June 13, 2008

bot-slot

The crack of you bottom, where the buttocks meet.

I happen to be gay and I love it in the bot-slot.

by bigbadscot November 28, 2016

Slot Goblin

A lonely, lifeless waste of human potential (normally overweight) that wastes all of their money pressing the same button on a slot machine whilst sipping Diet Coke.

That slot goblin Cole took sold all of my baby formula so he could play Starburst again!

by Keemmcmeme December 26, 2021

taco slot

1.) Pejorative with a vague sexual tone.
2.) A slot machine built in Japan that features an octopus named Taco.

Daddy, don't tell me "NO!" you...silly taco slot!

by kjoenth February 10, 2010

Coin Slot

The part of your butt crack that shows when you dont pull up your pants or when your bending over. and also its very nice to drop a quarter in so he/she gyrates for you, like a horse at the store parking lot

you: wow plumer dude mind if i give you a tip?

plumer guy: why yes just put it in my coin slot.

by Nick Vaz December 9, 2008

slot jockey

Someone who constantly plays fruit machines in pubs, bars, chip shops or amusement arcades.

"It's Mike's round where is he??"
"He's over there feeding the gambler the slot jockey!"

by SammySeven November 8, 2006

slot jockey

Slot Jockey. Someone who has a gambling problem, or gmables allot.

Dad, Can I be a slot jockey like you when I grow up?

by Gareth Littlehales November 25, 2004